April 2009
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Moscow's Stray Dogs Ride Subways!
Please Tell Your Pet To Put Down The Fork
Your pet eats its emotions. That much is clear. What sort of pet needs to use a Buddha Bed as their sleeping cushion? Pet obesity is serious business. I’d like to talk to you about your fat pet for a moment. Please, avert your pet’s eyes away from the screen for a few moments.
It’s probably not your fault. Who knows? Maybe Fluffy let herself go after that Great Dane left her for a younger (and...
Qualcomm's April Fools Joke...
Qualcomm’s Wireless Convergence: The plan is simple enough: put tiny base stations in pigeons to create a wireless network accessible in even the most remote locales. If you’re in range of a digital pigeon you can get online; it’s that simple.
However, Qualcomm took it one step further by creating the Wolfpigeon, which will be more resistant to the cold and feral cats than...
wolfandfox:
Gray Fox, the only canid which can climb trees
Crab-eating fox (this is an actual variety)
Arctic fox
Maned wolf (like a fox on stilts)
The South American genus is called zorro (foxy)
The word shenanigan (a deceitful confidence trick, or mischief) is considered to be derived from the Irish expression sionnachuighim, meaning “I play the fox.”
Hokkaido fox
In Japanese...
Enraged Bear Traps Bachelor Party in Bathroom
The lesson here is: Don’t invite wildlife to your bachelor party. A soon-to-be-married bachelor spent 18 hours trapped in a hotel bathroom with his 3 groomsmen last week, after one of the groomsmen brought a bear to the party.
Best man Mike Fetzenader rented the bear from a local animal act. The rental included a professional handler, who brought the animal, named Archibald, to the party....